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I accidentally drank invisible ink.
Now I'm in hospital waiting to be seen.

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I saw a movie about how ships are put together.

It was riveting.

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People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Come to think of it, I see why.

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I got my husband a fridge for his birthday.

His face lit up when he opened it.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

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25-03-2023 17:59
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Big GrinBig Grin
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26-03-2023 13:31
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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

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I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.

Man, they really grilled me.

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