True Babe Cams

Pornication Cams & Gold Shows


Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 87 Vote(s) - 3.37 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Jokes

Author Message
i'llbeback123 Offline
Hasta la vista, baby!
*****

Posts: 4,652
Joined: Sep 2011
Reputation: 131
Post: #13031
Big Grin RE: Jokes
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating!"

MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
08-06-2023 21:59
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
i'llbeback123 Offline
Hasta la vista, baby!
*****

Posts: 4,652
Joined: Sep 2011
Reputation: 131
Post: #13032
Big Grin RE: Jokes
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.

MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
09-06-2023 00:36
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
lovebabes56 Offline
The No.1 Teddy Bear!!
*****

Posts: 22,404
Joined: Jan 2011
Reputation: 68
Post: #13033
RE: Jokes
I always know if the mother in law has been visiting, as there's always a half empty Scotch bottle in the drinks cabinet when I get in from work!!

FERRARI & LOVEBABES, - BABE CHANNELS ULTIMATE COUPLE!!
CURRENT BS BABE FAVES :- MIGHTY MIKAELA WITT, DUCHESS DARELLE OLIVER, SULTRY STORMI MACK,
ALL - TIME BABE FAVES:- FERNANDA FERARRI , MELLIE D AND MIKAELA WITT PHOENIX KNIGHT[ DENNI TAYLA, SEXY STEVIE LOUISE
'ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE" - LIFE OF BRIAN
09-06-2023 18:41
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Factotum Offline
Senior Poster
***

Posts: 138
Joined: Aug 2020
Reputation: 4
Post: #13034
RE: Jokes
When you see an attractive redhead the best way to approach her is gingerly....
16-06-2023 08:09
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
billyboy1963 Online
Posting Machine
*****

Posts: 10,816
Joined: Jan 2010
Reputation: 22
Post: #13035
RE: Jokes
What kind of food does a lesbian love?

Anything they can eat out.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ars longa, vita brevis

Cogito ergo sum

Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt
16-06-2023 18:39
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
billyboy1963 Online
Posting Machine
*****

Posts: 10,816
Joined: Jan 2010
Reputation: 22
Post: #13036
RE: Jokes
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ars longa, vita brevis

Cogito ergo sum

Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt
16-06-2023 18:41
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
billyboy1963 Online
Posting Machine
*****

Posts: 10,816
Joined: Jan 2010
Reputation: 22
Post: #13037
RE: Jokes
When should condoms be used?

Every conceivable occasion.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ars longa, vita brevis

Cogito ergo sum

Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt
16-06-2023 18:43
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
billyboy1963 Online
Posting Machine
*****

Posts: 10,816
Joined: Jan 2010
Reputation: 22
Post: #13038
RE: Jokes
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.

She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.”

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ars longa, vita brevis

Cogito ergo sum

Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt
16-06-2023 18:46
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Factotum Offline
Senior Poster
***

Posts: 138
Joined: Aug 2020
Reputation: 4
Post: #13039
RE: Jokes
My girlfriend's favourite sexual position is "the Zombie", because she likes to lay back & get eaten...
17-06-2023 06:09
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Snooks Away
Olympic Champion Keely
*****

Posts: 53,589
Joined: Jun 2010
Reputation: 281
Post: #13040
RE: Jokes
I have a relative who can tell the time backwards.
It's Auntie clockwise.

17-06-2023 09:29
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 



True Babe Cams

Pornication Cams & Gold Shows