Jokes

Have you heard the joke about yoga.

Never mind its a bit of a stretch.

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need

Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.

In other news, I just lost my job as a lifeguard.

Why did Barbie and Ken never have kids??

Cos Ken came in a different box.

When I was a kid my mother told me to put a clean pair of socks on each day.

By the time I got to Saturday I couldn't get my shoes on!

Someone asked me the other day what de ja Vue is ?

I told them I have a feeling Someone has asked me that before.

I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.
I think it was an orchestrated attack.

I've recently taken up song writing, my first track is a love song entitled " How do I tell you I love you? when I can hardly breathe down here...."

What have parsley & pubic hair got in common?

They both get stuck in your teeth...

Romance is like an algebraic equation. When you look at your x, you wonder y.