Jokes

I got fired yesterday.

My boss told me to leave my problems at the door when I come to work.

So, I told him to go stand outside.

What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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I only seem to get sick on weekdays.

I must have a weekend immune system.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?

They dilate.

Working hard to reduce my use of clichés.

I'm taking it one day at a time and giving it 110%.

Did you about the stolen dog collar?

Police are looking for leads.

Did you hear about the archeologist who got fired?

His career was in ruins.

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.