Jokes

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?

It's not the end of the world.

Several competitors at the Paralympics have been disqualified after testing positive for WD40.

(worth bringing that one out every 4 years!)

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Just burned 2,000 calories.

That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Stir fry cooks come from all woks of life.

I’m afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.

I saw a sign that said, "Watch for children," and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.

(06-09-2024 19:03 )billyboy1963 Wrote:  I saw a sign that said, "Watch for children," and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.

You are Tim Vine & I claim my £5! lols