Jokes

When I was a boy my mom would send me down to the corner store with £1 and I’d come back with 5 pounds of potatoes, 10 loaves of bread, 10 bottles of milk, a big hunk of cheese, 5 boxes of tea and 6 boxes of eggs.

You can’t do that now… to many security cameras.

I had a dream about drowning in an ocean made of orange pop last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

It's dangerous to unclog a toilet at the top of a skyscraper.

You could plunge to your death.