Jokes

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

A man walks into a pub with a piece of tarmac and says: "A pint for me and one for the road"

I once got stuck in an lift.

Now I take steps to avoid them

My doctor recommended I buy orthopedic insoles.

I didn’t think they would work, but now I stand corrected.

A guy tried to sell me illegal bees to make free honey.

I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.

What do you call a bee that lives in America

USB.

Why didn’t the man want to be drill operator?

Because the work was boring.

Why can't you can’t play hide and seek with a mountain.

They always peak.

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between light & hard?

You can get to sleep with a light on........