Jokes

A couple arrived at the sexual health clinic.

There was a sign on the door that said: “For family planning and contraceptives, please use the rear entrance”.

Where did the lettuce go for a drink?

The salad bar.

Why did the banker switch jobs?

He lost interest.

What is a skeleton’s least favourite room?

The living room

“The Fridge That Judges joke story”

Maya and Theo bought a smart fridge. It had a touchscreen, voice commands, and a passive-aggressive attitude.
• Every time Theo reached for ice cream, it chirped: “Are you sure?”
• Maya tried storing leftover curry. The fridge labeled it “Suspicious Substance.”
• One night, it locked the vegetable drawer and said, “You’ve had enough carrots.”
• Eventually, they unplugged it. It kept whispering “Expiration…” for three days.

Why do they call it “rush hour” when nothing moves?

A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea.

Apparently the suvivors are marooned.

Argentina is surprisingly cold.

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

What do you call the security guards outside of the Samsung shop?

The Guardians of the Galaxy.