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Dark Angel · 02-01-2010 19:45

What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Dark Angel · 02-01-2010 20:06

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

~~black knight~~ · 02-01-2010 20:16

(02-01-2010 20:06 )CHMCLover Wrote: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

thanks emma,good jokes babe lmao. XX

Dark Angel · 02-01-2010 20:22

Little Johnny was caught by his mother having a wank in the bath. 'You musn't do that to your willy' she told him. 'Why not, it's mine and i'll wash it as fast as i like' he replied.

~~black knight~~ · 02-01-2010 20:26

how many david beckhams does it take to change a lighbulb,just one!but it takes a while as he waits for the world to revolve around him.

Dark Angel · 02-01-2010 20:34

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Dark Angel · 02-01-2010 20:39

FOR SALE - PARACHUTE. Used only once. Never opened (small stain).

~~black knight~~ · 02-01-2010 20:43

for sale...ww2 french rifle...never fired thou dropped once Wink

Dark Angel · 02-01-2010 20:52

How many thriller writers does it take to change a light-bulb? . . . 2. 1 to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

~~black knight~~ · 02-01-2010 21:01

what do you call an inteligent,good looking and sensitive man?a rumour

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