Jokes

what is tiger woods wife like around the house?
useless as a cook but very handy with an iron

i cant wait for the olympics in the east end of london,the athletes will have to use skill to work out which gunshot is the starting pistol

why do pies have holes in the top?
so people from wigan can carry four in each hand.

i did drama class.they said"the first thing we teach you is breathing"i thought"i dont want to show off,but im brilliant at breathing,i can do it in my sleep"

What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

Don’t ask her out again.

Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?

They went outside to exchange blows.

(10-01-2010 15:03 )jackobanger Wrote:  Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?

They went outside to exchange blows.

thats disgusting lol


what fairytale character is banned from the arndale centre?
little red riding hoodie

What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker

If you get an email sent to you with an attachment called, 'Susan Boyle Naked', DO NOT CLICK ON THE ATTACHMENT.
It isn't a virus, it's a picture of Susan Boyle Naked.

My wife said that I only ever want sex with her when I'm drunk.

That's not true. I usually want a kebab as well.