Jokes

CNN News "Tree Falls On Bank"

Does anyone know what branch?

a new middle east crisis erupted when dubai tv refused to broadcast the flintstones.a spokesman said"people dont understand the humour,but those in abu dhabi do"

A man goes to a costume party with a naked woman on his back. When he gets there, someone says "what have you come as?" The man replies "A Snail." The other guy says "how can you be a snail when all you've got on your back is a naked woman?" The man replies "no, you don't understand.... this is michelle......"

the latest pub craze is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw.doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking

a young woman has been admitted to hospital with a vacuum cleaner nozzle wedged in her.although shes in intensive care doctors say shes picking up nicely

These Call Of Duty kids have no idea what disappointment is when they get shot on a 24 kill streak.

They've obviously never used up all their continues on the Death Egg Zone on Sonic The Hedgehog 2.

I met a girl last night and took her home. I fingered, slapped, picked and even licked.

I'd say she was quite impressed with my bass guitar skills.

give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,teach him how to fish and he,ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

I'm a pool player. I always chat up girls when I go swimming.

Chris Tarrant asks Wayne Bridge: “For £64,000, what is the colour of Vanessa Perroncel’s pubic hair? Is it, a) Brown; b) Jet black; c) Blonde or; d) Ginger?”
Wayne replies: “Can I phone a friend?”