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Cheesy Grin Offline
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Post: #3361
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I work for a skip hire company. The money is rubbish, but the tips are good.

The last days are here...
14-08-2011 10:09
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Money_Shot Offline
ATFC - 1992
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Post: #3362
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
14-08-2011 10:11
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Money_Shot Offline
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Post: #3363
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
14-08-2011 10:12
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Boomerangutangangbang Offline
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Post: #3364
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Holographic drums,you can't beat em

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14-08-2011 10:17
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handsomeSOB Offline
not really handsome...
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Post: #3365
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if you can't beat 'em.... what's the point in having kids?

"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
14-08-2011 12:46
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Boomerangutangangbang Offline
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Post: #3366
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Confucius say,man who learn to masturbate,come in handy.

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14-08-2011 13:02
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mr williams Offline
Still Missing Roxy :(
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Post: #3367
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Confucious say, "passionate kiss like spider's web"......both lead to flies undoing!

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14-08-2011 14:12
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mr williams Offline
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Post: #3368
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The undertaker sent a telegram to the bereaved man, telling him his mother-in-law had died and asking whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated, or buried. Back came the reply: ‘Take no chances - all three’!

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14-08-2011 14:16
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mr williams Offline
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Post: #3369
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It was a terrible winter — three months of unbroken blizzards.
McTavish hadn’t been seen in the village for weeks, so a Red Cross rescue team struggled to his remote croft at the head of the glen. It was completely buried — only the chimney was showing.
‘McTavish,’ they shouted down the chimney. ‘Are you there?’
‘Wha’s that?’ came the answer.
‘It’s the Red Cross,’ they called.
‘Go away,’ shouted McTavish. ‘I bought a flag last year!’

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14-08-2011 14:17
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Stillroom Rock Offline
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Post: #3370
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I went to the Doctor and said this dog took a chunk out of my leg,

the Doctor asked did I put anything on it,

I said no he seemed happy enough the way it was

In a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revoultionary act - George Orwell
14-08-2011 17:33
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