SeanTheDon
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RE: Jokes
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
We got a love between us and it's like electricity * We got a love like a violent mind * We get our love from white white lines * We got a love that ain't got no name * We kiss our love with our lips like pain * We got a love from nowhere towns * We got a love like electric sounds * We got a love that ain't got no shame * We kiss our love with our lips like pain * Kissing our love with our lips like pain
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mr williams
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RE: Jokes
I never drink at lunchtime, but after my promotion to Executive level my colleagues insisted on taking me down the pub, and we all got well and truly bladdered. Upon returning to work, there was a message that my new office was ready, and I couldn't wait to try it out, especially the huge black leather swivel chair that the bigwigs get, so I staggered up the stairs to the Management Suite.
Trouble was, no matter what I did, my chair just wouldn't swivel, it would only go backwards and forwards. I got really frustrated and let out a string of expletives just as the Managing Director looked in to see what all the commotion was about.
"mr williams" he said quietly "......please get out of the filing cabinet......"
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(This post was last modified: 01-02-2012 23:51 by mr williams.)
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01-02-2012 14:04 |
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SeanTheDon
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RE: Jokes
We got a love between us and it's like electricity * We got a love like a violent mind * We get our love from white white lines * We got a love that ain't got no name * We kiss our love with our lips like pain * We got a love from nowhere towns * We got a love like electric sounds * We got a love that ain't got no shame * We kiss our love with our lips like pain * Kissing our love with our lips like pain
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