Jokes

what do you call a dinosaur that always horny in bed? tyrannosaurus sex

man goes to a fancy dress party naked apart from a jar over his cock.when he was asked what he had come as he said a fire alarm,break the glass pull the knob and ill come as fast as i can

why did the chicken referee show a straight red card to a goose durin a footy match? he sent him off for fowl play & abusive language

i've got a forking good joke about cutlery, it's very knife.... what, too spoon? ok, i'll tell it ladle

two doctors just had sex.he says to her ,you must be a surgeon coz you washed yor hands before and after.she says to him ,you must be an anesthetist coz i didnt feel a fucking thing

i'm so dyslexic that the bar walks into the englishman, scotsman and irishman in all my jokes

did you hear about the young bear cub that got the shock of his life when he returned home from school? much to his horror, he found his parents naked around the house & bearin it for all to see

80 year old couple were shagging furiously up against a fence. for 40 minutes they were at it arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor exhausted.christ she said you didnt fuck me like that 40 years ago.to which the old man replied.40 years ago that fucking fence wasnt electric

which animals are most likely to cheat at every game? cheetahs

now on sale at ikea lesbian beds no screwing involved its all tongue and groove