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I got arrested for being drunk & disorderly last night. The officer said that he'd informed my wife."What did she say ? " I asked."Nothing" he replied."Bollocks,that's not my wife" I said.

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07-03-2012 12:38
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Today is International Women's Day!

(actually it should have been held yesterday but they took so long to get ready...... Bounce )

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08-03-2012 19:15
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Two old boy's, both with limps walking down the street. As they pass each other the first one nods and say's to the other
"1945, World War 2"

The second old boy replies

"2012, dog shit"

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08-03-2012 19:25
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They say too much of anything is bad for you. This is true. Take me for example, I have too many chromosomes.

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08-03-2012 23:33
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There's a serious lack of sexist jokes this International Laundry & Sandwich Making Day.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
08-03-2012 23:55
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In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.

In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
08-03-2012 23:56
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Post: #4397
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Need to snap out of the 'I'll do it tomorrow attitude' - Starting from tomorrow.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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08-03-2012 23:56
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My boss told me I procrastinate I said just you wait

In a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revoultionary act - George Orwell
09-03-2012 01:17
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A man goes in to a pet shop and asks for 15 cockroaches, 35 woodlice, 12 wasps and 3 mice. "What do you want all them for?" asks the shopkeeper. "Well" replies the man, "I'm moving out of my flat tomorrow and the landlord said I was to leave it exactly as I got it."

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09-03-2012 01:49
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Post: #4400
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why was six afraid of seven?

because seven was a registered six offender

"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
11-03-2012 14:25
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