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Post: #4441
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Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds, lucky I wrote this in sex.

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29-03-2012 20:44
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Apparently the Fire Brigade could be on strike in 2 weeks.David Cameron has advised the public to set fire to their home tonight as a precaution.

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30-03-2012 14:09
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Apparently Matt Damon only truely believes in two things,sequels & reincarnation.He expects to be Bourne again.

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31-03-2012 13:47
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Brian May is a slighty more optimistic version of Brian Cant.

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31-03-2012 13:50
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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
01-04-2012 13:43
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April Fools Day,the day every Newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched,factually correct story.

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01-04-2012 21:14
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"

MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
02-04-2012 11:12
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Post: #4448
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I recently bought 50% of a vampire hunting company,I'm now the main stake holder.

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02-04-2012 21:44
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A drunk chap walks into a library, goes to the counter and very loudly asks, “Can I have a large doner kebab and chips, please?” The bemused librarian replies, “Sir, this is a library.” “Oh, I’m sorry,” Says the drunk, before whispering very, very quietly, “Can I have a large doner kebab and chips, please?”
03-04-2012 11:09
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I asked mrs w if she'd act like a "naughty school girl" for me, told her to get ready and said I'd be up in ten minutes.

When I got to the bedroom she was fast asleep and on my pillow was a note she'd forged from her mother saying she didn't have to participate......

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03-04-2012 12:55
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