Jokes

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mummy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
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Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly

I saw Subways lunch offer today -

'£3 - Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink'

Erm... Fucking 9 Subs please.

^ Not literally though I hope... could be a bit messy they're really meant for eating.
If you're really going to try that I don't recommend the "sit in" option.

Some Christmas jokes

A few more X-mas jokes