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supermario1983 · 23-12-2014 14:09

This year, we've decided to have our Christmas dinner on 5th January.

Thanks a fucking bunch, Sainsbury's online.

circles_o_o_o · 23-12-2014 21:33

kelly1066 · 23-12-2014 23:15

(23-12-2014 14:09 )supermario1983 Wrote: This year, we've decided to have our Christmas dinner on 5th January.

Thanks a fucking bunch, Sainsbury's online.

there's a brilliant invention... eek

. they're called legs.. eek

..

and you use them to walk to a local supermarket.... Huh

if you buy a turkey, greens, spuds, and a few other essentials like gravy granules and stuffing; with a thing called money, or a credit card; then you can enjoy xmas the same day as the rest of us...?? bladewave

just a suggestion Bounce

circles_o_o_o · 25-12-2014 01:02

Cheesy Grin · 25-12-2014 01:05

i'llbeback123 · 25-12-2014 03:18

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circles_o_o_o · 25-12-2014 15:01

Cheesy Grin · 25-12-2014 18:51

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up?
Santa! The other two don't exist!

circles_o_o_o · 25-12-2014 22:06

Cheesy Grin · 25-12-2014 22:32

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