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Post: #8511
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My dentist informed me today that I need a crown.

Finally, someone who understands me.
03-10-2018 09:43
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Post: #8512
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My new girlfriend is so needy...

She keeps making demands like, "Untie me! Tell me who you are!"
03-10-2018 11:10
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Post: #8513
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Why did Buddha start pulling coins out of his arse?

Because change comes from within.
04-10-2018 10:41
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Post: #8514
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What's the difference between Quasimodo and Jose Mourinho?

Quasimodo had the hump from birth

Listen men, he who controls Walmington - On - Sea controls England.
04-10-2018 18:47
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Post: #8515
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If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
04-10-2018 23:02
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(04-10-2018 23:02 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

Thee's not lazy in the joke production dept Cheesy Grin, don't know where you get 'em from.
Hast tho a job in the Christmas Cracker factory. Tongue

Listen men, he who controls Walmington - On - Sea controls England.
05-10-2018 16:17
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Post: #8517
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“Give it to me now!” She yelled “I’m so wet!” She can scream all she wants, she’s not getting my fucking umbrella.
06-10-2018 15:06
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Post: #8518
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The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.

Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99.
07-10-2018 23:05
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Post: #8519
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My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant.

His exact words were, “When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.”
08-10-2018 21:59
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Post: #8520
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My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.

On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
10-10-2018 10:14
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