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Two cows in a field on a cold winter's night.

One cow says to the other, "I don't know about you but I'm fresian"
06-01-2019 17:13
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For my next trick, I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.

Drum roll please...
06-01-2019 17:15
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(06-01-2019 17:15 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  For my next trick, I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.

Drum roll please...

Badum tish!

Are you here all week?Smile
06-01-2019 18:07
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My landlord wants to talk to me about my high heating bills every month.

I said, “Sure. My door is always open.”
06-01-2019 20:17
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Stood behind Adam Ant at the local ice cream van yesterday. He ordered a standard vanilla.
07-01-2019 17:57
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Did you hear about the sex-mad Welsh farmer?

He died in his sheep.
07-01-2019 17:58
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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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07-01-2019 18:02
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A man arrives at a fancy dress party wearing a pair of Y-fronts and nothing else.

"What are you meant to be?"

"Premature Ejaculation..."

"Premature Ejaculation?..."

"Yeah, I've come in me pants..."
07-01-2019 18:05
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I was complaining to my wife about our nonexistent sex life.

Zero fucks were given.
09-01-2019 11:20
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My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers... so I did.

She's 25, and her name's Tiffany.
09-01-2019 11:29
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