Jokes

the best ellipsis website I've found is W-W-W-dot-...dotdotdot...-dot-com...

Arnold Schwarzenegger just punched me in the face because I said I didn't like The Terminator...

"eye'll be black"

A Haiku...

Pigeon says hello
no, really, think about it
this is just a pun

"hi, coo..."

I've just bought so many clothes that are easy to see that I'm now in a lot of debt

they were High Visa Bill jackets...

a recent survey showed a large percentage of businesses in America are based in St. Louis

proving that Missouri loves companies

I recently became the mother of the mother of a deer like animal

but I wish to remain a nana moose

apparently, people who refuse to learn sign language could be sentenced to deaf...

My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Just saw a documentary on shipbuilding and how ships are kept together.

Riveting.

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.

The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here."

The guy responds "This is just the tip of the iceberg."