What's the funniest thing you've heard while listening in?

Listening to dumb cunts going on about what they will buy the babes.... and the girls egging them on.

Remembered another over-heard Lolly Badcock one :

she started by asking the guy why he'd called and if he'd seen any of her "sexy videos" before, and he said yeah and he described the scenario and she went :

"Oh my God, that was my first scene , I was like nineteen...I was literally working in a call centre and the next day I filmed that..I didn't know what I was doing... I was just fucking : maybe that's why everyone likes that one so much?"

last one I can think of - again Lolly Badcock what a surprise eh ? -

she was doing the college girl thing and I think up til then it must have been pretty quiet on the phone , lots of silent / disappearing quickly callers as she was sounding a bit frustrated on the mic as I remember.

Then this guy comes on sounding very smooth and confident.
Lolly got quite enthusiastic "Have we spoken before - you're going to dominate me aren't you?" - pretty good encouragement , no ?

Well, give the guy his due he goes into this role-play thing "Step into my office Lolly" . So she plays up to that.

But then he must have gone on for about 5 minutes just lecturing her vaguely on "inappropriate behaviour" without really getting specific.
She's going on about biology lessons etc and being naughty etc and all he can say is variations on "Lolly, Lolly that just isn't appropriate behaviour". I think he was getting too into character.

I think she was thinking "cut to the chase" by this time because as he said "that's not appropriate" for about the 3rd or 4th time, she said :
"Look at what I'm wearing - nothing about me's appropriate?!"

Shortly after that he got cut off - before anything at all in the way of "action" had commenced : probably used up all his time waiting in the queue and then all that elaborate scene-setting

She just gave an exasperated plaintive little sigh "..He's gone...".

Not listening in as such but, on the subject of inappropriately dressed, I was on the phone to Paige again and she was wearing this awful looking turquoise corset thing
However, the plan was to get her to take it off so it was all good

First thing she says when I get through is "Do you like the corset"
Having been bitten once or twice by this sort of question in 'real life' I did what any normal bloke would do - I bottled it and lied through my teeth

I said "Errr.... yeah, looks great, I love it" at the same time as thinking "fuck, how am I going to get it off her now"

Her immediate response was "Well it's fucking killing me" and whipped it off

There was a time when I used to phone the shows a lot(too much in fact)but that increases the likelihood of some strange moments

1)Holly James getting a barrage of calls from people she used to go to school with calling her a slag etc
2)Trying to get through to Rachel Cole one night only to be thwarted by world's most boring man who clearly had a huge amount of money to spend that night as he seemed to be on the phone for hours going on about 'My Rachel'.She kept trying to encourage him to get a bit spicier but he was having none of it.So she resorted to moving around a lot.He then told her to stop moving
3)Reede Fox dealing with a caller who was clearly a big fan of the 'brown' and 'yellow' shall we say.

Anyone who was listening in when I was on a call to Emily Dean who shouted 'you've seen my fucking tits what more do you want ?' when I asked her to take off her bra.She cut me off .Threw the phone down and came on the mic to tell us all off for making requests.Bless her