Jokes

say this over and over:

Abo gee
Abo gee
Abo gee

Woka
Woka
Woka

It's good stuff!

I see the boomerang is making a comeback.

a new restaurant has just opened called karma
theres no menus,you get what you deserve

A boy meets a girl in the line of the school's cafeteria. The line was long, so they had a lot of time to spend with each other. He really likes this girl so he asks her out to the dinner the next weekend.

At the restaurant, the boy and the girl had to wait in a line much longer than the line at the cafeteria. They became closer from this, laughing about how often they spend their time waiting in lines. Finally they are seated and enjoy their meal.

A month later, the couple go to the school prom, ironically the boy had to wait in a 30 minutes in a line for the flowers, 45 minutes in a line for the tux, and an hour in the bathroom! Tired from all of this waiting in lines, he is excited to spend some time with the girl at the dance. Many people go to this school, so the line to get into prom was long itself, which really didn't bother the couple, since they were so used to the long lines anyway, they made it fun.

Finally after all this time the couple are at the prom and begin dancing the night away. After a while, the two are very tired from dancing, and sit down for a little bit to take a break. "Could you go get us something to drink, please?" says the girl. The boy gets up, walks to the concession stand, and there was no punchline.

invisible aeroplanes----cant see them taking off

for the last 20 years i have been receiving a valentines card from the same secret admirer,so i was upset when i didnt receive one this year
first my granny dies now this

the inventor or throat lozenges has died
there will be no coffin at his funeral

50 shades of grey banned in indonesia."we cannot condone this depravity" said muhammad adul, accompanied by his 9 year old wife

what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
wipe it off and apologise

as he inserted the rectal thermometer, i got a painfully hard and obvious erection
"maybe you should wait outside while i examine your dog" said the vet

^ hook line and sinker