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Cheesy Grin Offline
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I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them.
29-10-2018 22:56
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In the local Pharmacist a Chemist asks his assistant why there is a man standing by the shop doorway in discomfort to which the assistant replies "the very man asked for cough syrup but as I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives instead".The Chemist replies "You fucking idiot you can't treat a cough with laxatives!" to which the assistant replies "well look at him then he's too afraid to cough".


And the Halloween joke;

Why was Dracula a rubbish goalkeeper - Because he cannot handle crosses.
30-10-2018 17:26
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If africa had more mosquito nets every year we could save millions
Of mosquitos from dying needlessly of aids

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31-10-2018 07:44
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Jack the Nipper Offline
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A man goes to the Doctor's & says "Doctor I have a problem in the downstairs department I have 5 penises" to which the Doctor asks "Wow how do your underpants fit you?"."Like a glove" replies the man.


The Halloween Joke;

What do you do if a ghost jumps out on you - kick him in the ghoulies.
31-10-2018 17:46
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Jack the Nipper Offline
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Post: #8585
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What did the Hurricane say to the Coconut Tree ? - Hold on to your nuts pal this ain't no ordinary blow-job.
02-11-2018 13:13
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Tractor boy Offline
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Post: #8586
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It's hard, sometimes when I talk to a beautiful woman.
Then she notices it and it goes soft again.
02-11-2018 22:00
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Tractor boy Offline
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Post: #8587
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The makers of velvet toilet roll say they plant 3 trees for each one they use making toilet paper.
Sounds like a lot of shit to me.
02-11-2018 22:02
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Post: #8588
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I asked my French girlfriend if she liked golden showers.
Wee, wee she replied.
02-11-2018 22:06
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What is the difference between erotic & perverted ? Erotic uses a feather,perverted uses the whole chicken.
03-11-2018 15:54
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How do you embarrass a Historian ? - Show him a used tampon & ask him what period it is from.
04-11-2018 17:12
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