Jokes

My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. So last night I decided to try anal.

I must have been good as she kept yelling 9 over and over again.

After sex last night, my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said “You know, you are the biggest by far I’ve ever had”

Apparently “Ditto” is not the right response.

Friend of mine paid £30,000 for a sex change. Left him without a sausage.

My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

At least that's what she said in her diary.

I recently became addicted to Viagra.

My wife has taken it really hard.

My mate says his girlfriend lets him lick strawberry preserve off her clitoris.

Jammy cunt.

It only takes a second to show someone what you think of them

The police call it indecent exposure...

An Indian man was arrested earlier today for beating his wife.

Chinda Gudanproper said he was innocent.

Trump's wife is filing for divorce..

The reason is because he spends more time in the bathroom than she does

Police have closed the A1 near Leicester after a collision between a lorry carrying biscuits and lorry carrying jam

police say there is a 1 mile Jammy dodger