Afternoon gents, and what a fine day it is. I’ve been up with a skylark with a whistle on my lips after tossing and turning all night with the sweetest dreams about last nights show. And what a show! Thanks for calling in you lot. I know the girls appreciate it even more than I do.
Now on to more serious matters I’m afraid. I’ve called the tune and now I suppose it’s time to pay the piper. So listen here chums, there’s been a lot of chat amongst the pigeons around here, and perhaps old Bob has got the wrong end of the stick and got his knickers in a twist but surely one posting does not ‘a great deal of hype’ make, no? I may be a bluff type with a tendency to gild the lily from time to time (make of that what you will. Hmmm?) but one swallow (if you will allow) does not a summer make.
In mitigation however I will concede that perhaps I was a little rash in promises delivered. In fact I’ll refer to you my fellow poster Addison and his suggestion that, when I went with this:
(26-09-2009 18:32 )Bob Paradiso Wrote: I would like to offer you all an open invitation to Club Paradiso. Basically it is attractive young ladies talking on the telephone, similar one might suppose, to some of the other channels you may have seen. There, my chums is where the similarities end.
I should have instead, on reflection, went thisaway:
(26-09-2009 18:32 )Addison Wrote: There my chums is where the similarities only begin.
Hah! Good gag that, well met there!
I suppose, I should come clean, cap in hand and all that and explain my ruddy self. I’m not one to rock the boat, d’ya see? I like to keep things on a level playing field, play with a straight bat and keep me head low and my backside even lower.
You can’t go rushing into things like a bull at a gate. I think I’ve explained before that I’m a firm traditionalist, one who believes in evolution not revolution and that we should bring back the bloody birch. There are many changes afoot here at Paradiso Towers, some large, some subtle and some not so bloody subtle.
The Boffins, have had their head in the books for months now and the term they keep using is ‘Roll out…’ whatever that sodding well means. Roll out this feature then roll out that feature. Anyway they say we shouldn’t ‘alienate the core market’ and we have to ‘take our time with the old editorial gambits.’. All gobbledegook to me y’know, the double speaking ginger bastards! All I know is that as long as there are girls on camera I remain a very happy proprietor…
So watch this space, you never know, there may be a surprise or two in store yet….
Until next time then, your old chum,
Bob Paradiso Esq.