Jokes

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because he always has a great fall.

What do dentists call X-rays?

Tooth pics.

Why should you never trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor nightclub was not a bouncer.

Welcome to assumption club.

I think we all know why we're here.

Just about to take an exam on the Study of Flying Insects.

I've been up all night swatting.

An armed man entered the estate agency and shouted;
"Nobody move!"

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

She couldn’t control her pupils.