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Happy New Year everyone...

Think I may have premature congratulation!
31-12-2023 09:18
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Snooks Away
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Post: #13142
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A thief broke into my house last night looking for money.

So I got out of bed to look with him.

(This post was last modified: 31-12-2023 13:16 by Snooks.)
31-12-2023 13:15
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Husband. Get your coat on, I'm going down the pub.

Wife. Are you taking me out for once ?

Husband. No, I'm turning the heating off.
02-01-2024 00:09
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A search engine marketing expert walks into a bar, bars, bars near me, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol place, drinking spot, place for beer, beer now.....Tongue

05-01-2024 21:26
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Big GrinBig Grin
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14-01-2024 12:13
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A gang has been caught making counterfeit Kipling Bakewell tarts.

Police say they're exceedingly good fakes.
14-01-2024 12:21
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Snooks Away
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What happens when a man in Prague tries to buy a trampoline?

The Czech bounces.

17-01-2024 18:57
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Post: #13148
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What’s worse than a lobster on a piano?
Crabs on your organ.

21-01-2024 05:27
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Husband. Fancy a quickie tonight love ?

Wife. No, I've got a gynecologist appointment in the morning, I want to remain fresh.

Husband. You haven't got a dentist appointment as well, have you ?
29-01-2024 00:51
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What do you call a lesbian with large hands?

Well endowed.
31-01-2024 15:56
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