Jokes

I was in a cafe this morning happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...

Said I was dunkin' disorderly!

When I’m sitting on the bus and someone is sitting in front of me , in my mind I just want to do a karate chop on there head ? that’s normal thinking right ?? ??

(11-07-2024 15:05 )Skyline Wrote:  I was in a cafe this morning happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...

Said I was dunkin' disorderly!

Sorry but that one has had me giggling stupidly for a good while .

To be fair that's a reoccurring image I paint most days....

I’m gonna take up coin collecting.

The change will do me good.

Did you hear about the two rowboats that got into an argument?

It was an oar-deal.

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

What's worse than a lobster on a piano?

Crabs on your organ!

(14-07-2024 17:40 )Snooks Wrote:  I’m gonna take up coin collecting.

The change will do me good.

I've a huge tin of copper coins to get you started buddy.

Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs?

It’s part of an anti-litter campaign.