Jokes

This Yeast Club meeting is called to order.

All rise.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.

I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.

My local pub is a bit rough...

The first question in the pub quiz was, "What the fuck are you looking at?"

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help.

I stand corrected.

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

I got so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest!

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly... I'm not a fan

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

I never understood why people dislike vegans so much…

I've never had any beef with them!