Jokes

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1.Forrest1.

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.


Got a PS5 for my wife!
Best trade I've ever done!


When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils…they dilate.

Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The wedge orders a tequila.

The third one says, “Nothing for me. I'm the driver.”

I used to be afraid of hurdles.

But I got over it.

What did the man say to his fingers?

I’m counting on you.