Jokes

Change is inevitable — except from a vending machine.

I needed a password eight characters long

I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Poor Billy got fired from his new job at the ice cream factory.

He refused to work on Sundaes

What did they give the guy that invented the door knocker?

A No-bell prize.

Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man

Billy arrived to his job interview at the sandwich shop, only to discover that the roll had already been filled.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely out of Mediterranean flat bread.

It’s a Pita Parka .


......ok I'll get me coat, pardon the pun .