Jokes

I just saw a leopard in Argos trying to exchange some saucepans but they told him he couldn't change his pots!

I went to the gym last week and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in…

Anyway, she made a formal complaint and now I'm banned for life!

I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing.

It’s just one step forward, two steps back

A manager reprimanded an employee and asked him ” Why are you never at your desk?”

The employee replied, “Well, as you say, good employees are hard to find!”