Jokes

This middle-aged woman just had a physical.

The doctor said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.

She said, Like bacon and burgers?”

“No fatty, don’t eat anything!”

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it'll get a reaction.

What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'?

About three inches.

Q. Why don't programmers like nature? A. Too many bugs.

My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree. If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.

I told my microwave that I needed more space. Now I'm in hot water.