Jokes

Went out for a winter walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. I was going to hand it in to the police, but then decided it was a case of Findus kippers!

What's the difference between a seagull and a baby without a nappy?

One flits across the shore...........

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch, it might be me.

The racing snail that got rid of his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.