Jokes

I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

What do you call a mutual break up between two chiropractors?

A joint decision.

Where do dogs park their car?
In the barking lot.

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

What do you call an unpredictable camera?

A loose Canon.

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said "I'd like a divorce".
I replied that I wasn't thinking about spending that much money...

Why did the school kids eat their homework?

Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs?

Lack-Toast Intolerant.