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Dark Angel Offline
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What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
So they told you it does not exist
You have to rethink your life
You don`t need much guidance
It`s in your soul
Sing the words you have spoken to the dark
Live to breath the fresh air
Fight for all there is to achieve
It`s in your soul
Tormenting you
- by Octavia Sperati
WARNING - PLAY WITH FIRE YOU WILL GET BURNED!
02-01-2010 18:45
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Post: #1462
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.
So they told you it does not exist
You have to rethink your life
You don`t need much guidance
It`s in your soul
Sing the words you have spoken to the dark
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It`s in your soul
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02-01-2010 19:06
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Post: #1463
RE: Jokes
(02-01-2010 19:06 )CHMCLover Wrote:  Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

thanks emma,good jokes babe lmao. XX
02-01-2010 19:16
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Post: #1464
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Little Johnny was caught by his mother having a wank in the bath. 'You musn't do that to your willy' she told him. 'Why not, it's mine and i'll wash it as fast as i like' he replied.
So they told you it does not exist
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It`s in your soul
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Fight for all there is to achieve
It`s in your soul
Tormenting you
- by Octavia Sperati
WARNING - PLAY WITH FIRE YOU WILL GET BURNED!
02-01-2010 19:22
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Post: #1465
RE: Jokes
how many david beckhams does it take to change a lighbulb,just one!but it takes a while as he waits for the world to revolve around him.
02-01-2010 19:26
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Post: #1466
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
So they told you it does not exist
You have to rethink your life
You don`t need much guidance
It`s in your soul
Sing the words you have spoken to the dark
Live to breath the fresh air
Fight for all there is to achieve
It`s in your soul
Tormenting you
- by Octavia Sperati
WARNING - PLAY WITH FIRE YOU WILL GET BURNED!
02-01-2010 19:34
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Post: #1467
RE: Jokes
FOR SALE - PARACHUTE. Used only once. Never opened (small stain).
So they told you it does not exist
You have to rethink your life
You don`t need much guidance
It`s in your soul
Sing the words you have spoken to the dark
Live to breath the fresh air
Fight for all there is to achieve
It`s in your soul
Tormenting you
- by Octavia Sperati
WARNING - PLAY WITH FIRE YOU WILL GET BURNED!
02-01-2010 19:39
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Post: #1468
RE: Jokes
for sale...ww2 french rifle...never fired thou dropped once Wink
02-01-2010 19:43
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Post: #1469
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How many thriller writers does it take to change a light-bulb? . . . 2. 1 to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
So they told you it does not exist
You have to rethink your life
You don`t need much guidance
It`s in your soul
Sing the words you have spoken to the dark
Live to breath the fresh air
Fight for all there is to achieve
It`s in your soul
Tormenting you
- by Octavia Sperati
WARNING - PLAY WITH FIRE YOU WILL GET BURNED!
02-01-2010 19:52
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Post: #1470
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what do you call an inteligent,good looking and sensitive man?a rumour
02-01-2010 20:01
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