Jokes

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It’s not hard.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

What’s the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You can bung your load into a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.

whats the most pleasurable act a woman could bestow on you? a divorce

the girlfriend said"why dont you run upstairs and make love to me? i said"i cant do both"

what have babestation and the hunt for bin laden got in common?

no matter how much money you spend you'll never get to see the c++t

did you hear about the suicidal dyslexic? he shat himself

Did you hear about the girl who’s a dyslexic bulimic?

She eats, and then she sticks her finger up her ass.

What’s the best thing about a blow job?

The ten minutes of silence!

What’s the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?

You only have to take out a wheelie bin once every two weeks.