Jokes

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?


Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!

What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?



Marking the camels that kick.

whats the difference betwwen a wife and a job?
after five years the job still sucks

What should Kabul get for its air defense system?

A refund.

why dont men like to do oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

(23-01-2010 07:29 )black knight Wrote:  why dont men like to do oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

mate!!! its a bit early for that some of us are munching on a bacon sandwich



Why don't cannibals eat clowns?


Because they taste funny.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?


A computer only needs the information punched into it once.


i am no way condoning violence!!!!

A man is walking down the street and sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope wrapped around the dogs balls. The man says “You know if you tied it around his neck, you would go faster.” The boy replies, “I know, but then I wouldn’t get the cool siren.”

(23-01-2010 07:35 )jackobanger Wrote:  What's the difference between a woman and a computer?


A computer only needs the information punched into it once.


i am no way condoning violence!!!!

i was scared to thank this one jack-o lol.

how do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her upas an alter boy

There was an old man from China,
Who wasn’t a very good climber,
He fell on a rock,
Split his cock,
And now he’s got a vagina.