Do you have a zombie plan...?

Bosse Wrote:The surest way for you to be safe from Zombie attacks is to simply not shower or bath, that way the zombies will not attack you and treat you as one of their own.

Of course that has it's down-side in a world where possible zombie attacks are laughed at by the unprepared, so instead I shower daily and have spent some time working on an invisibility potion, up to now though my efforts have been largely unsuccessful, they merely just have the ability to get me completely drunk, although I will persevere not just for the good of myself but for the good of all.

Perseverance is a quality to be admired (and a very good song by Terrorvision) and I hope it works out for you... Besides, if you drink enough of it, you'll at least be invisible in a social sense (night buses, shopping centres, parks etc.) so that can be considered a partial success. The only slight hiccup is convincing the hordes of shambling, flesh-eating corpses to ignore you as well. What would embarass a zombie...? Keep working Bosse, our thoughts are with you!

JohnnyChrist Wrote:i would just lock myself in my room with a loaded gun, a bottle of scotch, a cuban cigar and lots of tissues. and wen they come a bangin i shall light the cigar, cock my gun, and....................have a goodbye world wank.

If you plan on blowing your brains out afterwards, why bother with the tissues?

mr gummidge Wrote:A Spider Monkey, A man with a solid plan and able to keep a secret, I can respect that...

Another bonus, I think I've just devised a way to make a crossbow type device out of an old mattress and a wardrobe.

mr gummidge Wrote:

Bosse Wrote:The surest way for you to be safe from Zombie attacks is to simply not shower or bath, that way the zombies will not attack you and treat you as one of their own.

Of course that has it's down-side in a world where possible zombie attacks are laughed at by the unprepared, so instead I shower daily and have spent some time working on an invisibility potion, up to now though my efforts have been largely unsuccessful, they merely just have the ability to get me completely drunk, although I will persevere not just for the good of myself but for the good of all.

Perseverance is a quality to be admired (and a very good song by Terrorvision) and I hope it works out for you... Besides, if you drink enough of it, you'll at least be invisible in a social sense (night buses, shopping centres, parks etc.) so that can be considered a partial success. The only slight hiccup is convincing the hordes of shambling, flesh-eating corpses to ignore you as well. What would embarass a zombie...? Keep working Bosse, our thoughts are with you!

JohnnyChrist Wrote:i would just lock myself in my room with a loaded gun, a bottle of scotch, a cuban cigar and lots of tissues. and wen they come a bangin i shall light the cigar, cock my gun, and....................have a goodbye world wank.

If you plan on blowing your brains out afterwards, why bother with the tissues?

no no no lol the wank is just to get me feeling sexually unstressed b4 i die, after i do it i clean up, kick the door open and blow sum zombie ass up. then wen i run out of bullets ..................my plan runs out here lol

The simple answer is to just build a house in the middle of the Ocean tbh with a pipe leading to the Russian Petroleum station and a Lire Jet for holidays to Bonaire.

JohnnyChrist Wrote:no no no lol the wank is just to get me feeling sexually unstressed b4 i die, after i do it i clean up, kick the door open and blow sum zombie ass up. then wen i run out of bullets ..................my plan runs out here lol

When you run out of bullets always remember to throw the gun at the zombie. You might get a lucky shot to the head with enough force to create some space to get away.

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Another bonus, I think I've just devised a way to make a crossbow type device out of an old mattress and a wardrobe.

If you ever test it out, put the results on youtube... Unless it involves throwing the wardrobe at the matress and then ducking, that probably won't work very well, except as a way of tenderising your meat for the zombies

I've had a long hard think about this.

I reckon I would take the 'Hell for Leather' approach. Get some tools, a fast car, plenty of food, water and ammo and go nuts. I don't know how far I'd get but I bet I'd have fun doing it

PS. Quality thread.

@ jordo: Getting the guns is always the problem in this country. The yanks, canadians and swiss are ok, but any country with sensible gun control is in deep trouble when the dead awaken... Maybe one of those replica Samurai swords is a better option?

Haha, I think you'll notice if you read again. I said "tools" not guns
I think I'll be ok with some sharp stuff.

A Spider Monkey Wrote:

JohnnyChrist Wrote:no no no lol the wank is just to get me feeling sexually unstressed b4 i die, after i do it i clean up, kick the door open and blow sum zombie ass up. then wen i run out of bullets ..................my plan runs out here lol

When you run out of bullets always remember to throw the gun at the zombie. You might get a lucky shot to the head with enough force to create some space to get away.

damn spider monkey that is quality shit, good idea, i shall add it to my escape plan thing.

i wonder why no one ever trys to bite the Zombie before it bites you? this could be the secret cure?