Jokes

an englishman walks into a pub and the barman says,
"this joke could be better, man... work on it, will ya?... ok? yeah, alright, mate... see ya... yes, mate, what can i get you? pint? yeah, no problem, that'll be £2.50..."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

3 men walk into a bar. One orders a beer, another orders a shot, and the last one orders a whiskey.
I don't know how the rest of the joke goes but your mother is a w.h.o.r.e..

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot, you fucking racist.

how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3: 1 to screw in the bulb, the other 2 to suck my dick

where you can find culture in usa?
in a dictionary.

why there are no gay people in the mental asylum?
cause they dont fit in the sraight jacket.