Jokes

Next time I visit a prostitute in Amsterdam I must remember to not ask her to "sit on my face" in a shilly Dutch akshent.

That's only a variation on the joke about the beloved family pet who is getting on in years:

"he's getting deaf"

"no he isn't, and I'll prove it.....SIT, Rover,.....SIT!!!........you're right...he's going deaf.....I'll clean it up...."

David Haye (well it is a joke thread)

A blonde goes into in electrical shop and spots a bargain. "I'd like to buy this TV," she tells the salesman. "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replies. The woman hurries home and dyes her hair black. She goes back to the shop and says to the salesman, "I'd like to buy that TV please." The salesman looks at her and says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The woman goes back to her house and goes for a more drastic disguise, cutting off her hair and changing her entire outfit. She waits a few days before going back to the shop. "I'd like to buy this TV," she says. "I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes." The salesman says. The woman asks, "How do you know I'm blonde?" "Because that's a microwave!" he replies.

The most common surname in China is Chang,correct me if you think that's Wong.

i knew someone who could see out of his stomach... he had belly-vision!

Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" & "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" & "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

(03-07-2011 12:56 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  The most common surname in China is Chang,correct me if you think that's Wong.

Although it's now politically incorrect, it always used to be:

"Why are there so few telephones in China?"

"because there's so many Wings, and so many Wongs, they might Wing the Wong number!!"

don't talk to me about paint, i'll get all EMULSION-al! lol