Jokes

I found my wife dead in the washing machine. I'm gutted, but at least she died in Comfort.

(20-09-2011 18:52 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  I found my wife dead in the washing machine. I'm gutted, but at least she died in Comfort.

BOLD of you to mention it, DAZ the spirit, move on... was her name LENOR... i mean, lorraine? lol

i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

(20-09-2011 19:11 )whoopah Wrote:  i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

I see what you did there

i like to play with my wii... no pun nintendo

I made my girlfriend's wishes come true and married her in a castle. Although you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.

i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

Interesting Piece of History:


In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

(20-09-2011 20:10 )whoopah Wrote:  i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...