Jokes

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.

in the sleepy village of erbum near the town of tillet in hertfordshire lives a woman named linda lykes she is the landlady of the local pub the cockwell inn for some reason she gets embarrassed when she rsceives her post linda lykes the cockwell inn erbum tillet herts

Grab your taco,you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

(28-11-2011 18:45 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Grab your taco,you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

fucking brilliant

Give a man a gun & he can rob a bank.Give a man a bank & he can rob the world.

women should be like golf caddies either holding your balls or getting your fucking tea ready

What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get

A dog, a cat and a penis are having a whinge to each other. The dog says "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant". The cat replies "Count yourself lucky, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter". Furious, the penis says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do pushups until you throw up"

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Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove!