Jokes

paddy was asked if he preferred legs or breasts .he replied that he had a particular fondness for shaved pussies .he was told that this was not an option when choosing a KFC bargain bucket

Why is a vagina like the weather ? Because once it's wet it's time to go inside.

I once said to my dad, can you get aid's from a toliet seat, he said you can if you sit down before the other fella stands up

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

What's very big,got curly hair & guaranteed to hurt sensitive cünts ? Jeremy Clarkson.

Another hard week in the public sector:

Monday: Diversity training
Tuesday: Planning for strike day
Wednesday: On strike/Xmas shopping
Thursday: Whole day bitching about Clarkson
Friday: Sickie

France, Ukraine, Sweden & England- F.U.S.E. - No doubt we'll blow it !

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss

Not forgetting that a gay dinosaur is a megasorearse