Jokes

^ lol a talking wolf! LOL

Kim Jong-il spent millions on pointless public spectacles and ignoring his people's needs.

Now he's dead we can get on with enjoying the Olympics


(ps: anybody seen/heard from Cheesy Grin? He hasn't been around for more than a month)

(19-12-2011 15:36 )mr williams Wrote:  (ps: anybody seen/heard from Cheesy Grin? He hasn't been around for more than a month)

i was thinking the exact same thing two days ago.... you don't think?.... he's santa claus? lol

I've just bought some of those new, 'The Only Way Is Essex' character condoms.
Quite strange, they make your dick look like a CU/\/T.  

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.    

"For God's sake, I'm working Christmas day!" Said the vicar.    

For all the Arsenal fans,why not buy then the ideal Christmas present.The Van Persie Tea Tray.Perfect for carrying 10 mugs.

Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist... "fuck yeah!"

I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.    

I finally found the true meaning of xmas today.
It's for people who can't spell Christmas.    

Curling irons have a warning tag that says "For External Use Only."
What sick bastard made that necessary?