Jokes

I had to carry the drunken mrs w home from the pub and ten pin bowling.

Using the same grip really helps......

(08-01-2012 19:39 )mr williams Wrote:  I had to carry the drunken mrs w home from the pub and ten pin bowling.

Using the same grip really helps......

what, the nostrils and mouth? lol

I said to my mate, "You'll never believe what I done last night!"
He said, "What?"
I said, "Long story.."
He said, "Just tell me."
I said, "I just did, I read a 1,200 page book."

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?... Find out after the break.    

Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm.    

If any City fans out there are feeling upset and need some Kompany, feel 3-2 pop round!    

in case you don't check every page

(09-01-2012 00:47 )handsomeSOB Wrote:  I said to my mate, "You'll never believe what I done last night!"
He said, "What?"
I said, "Long story.."
He said, "Just tell me."
I said, "I just did, I read a 1,200 page book."

i thought it deserved to be seen

Anthony Worrell Thompson has been caught shoplifting in Tesco.

The BBC has announced that he will the new host of "Ready, Steady, Crook!"

How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.