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RE: Jokes
if you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?

kermit's undivided attention
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:18
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what do you call a camel with a flat back?

humphrey
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:19
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what do you call an igloo without a toilet?

an ig
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:21
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what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

nacho cheese
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:22
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Post: #4305
RE: Jokes
what happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?

it gets wet!
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:23
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Post: #4306
RE: Jokes
what is Cole's Law?

it's mostly thinly sliced cabbage
"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:25
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Post: #4307
RE: Jokes
what word is always pronounced incorrectly?

incorrectly
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:27
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Post: #4308
RE: Jokes
what's red and white?

pink!
"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:28
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RE: Jokes
what's green and looks like a bucket?

a green bucket
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:29
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Post: #4310
RE: Jokes
why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?

it's twirly
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People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
10-02-2012 11:30
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