A Small Complaint (aka the A to Z of Captain Vimes' follies)

(11-06-2011 17:43 )Forum Sty_e Wrote:  I like the word "nice" ... my biscuits say it to me.

Hey, hey one of my favourite posters to reply to for my 1000th comment. I hate myself. for the 1000th comment not you Forum. Gulp.

Nice and biscuits. Couldn't think of a better reply than that to sum up the weird, wonderful and surreal experience of contributing to this website.

Big thanks to admin and all the mods, yes, yes I am a sucky arse, all the posters no matter how bad, good, gets my goat, agrees with me for all their contributions.

Sometimes I've been appalled, sometimes I've been angry, but mostly I've laughed.

So thank you. Thank you all.

Oh great, you have nice and biscuits, I've got to scrape the paint off the window

(ps and well done on getting to 1,000 posts to one of the top guys on the forum!)

It doesn't sit nice that 1,000. Makes me feel uncomfortable.

So hear goes to break out of that millenium bug.

Golf shoes for ladies. I don't like them.

Discuss.

(11-06-2011 18:32 )mr williams Wrote:  Oh great, you have nice and biscuits, I've got to scrape the paint off the window

I was tempted mr williams but your asking price of £0.53/minute suggested that you might be a bit on the cheap side.

I feel this may have been you downfall.

Or is it a case of once the paint has been scraped, that's it.

And there's a euphemism you don't want to use in a hurry. Eugh!

(11-06-2011 17:58 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  

(11-06-2011 17:51 )StanTheMan Wrote:  I've read and re-read Captain Vimes' original post, and I don't how the first fucking clue was he's going on about.

Fuckin' A. That makes two of us.

Who is that tw@t posting under my name. Arf.

999.

Actually, looking at all my typos in that quote, my sentence didn't make much more sense.

(11-06-2011 18:56 )StanTheMan Wrote:  Actually, looking at all my typos in that quote, my sentence didn't make much more sense.

Yeah but sense. It's no more than a psychological, social construct imposed by the ruling classes. Hee, hee, you know what I can't keep this front up. I'm off to the offy. That makes a whole word of sense.

I take back all the good words I said about admin and the mods.

You've fooking relegated this thread to the Fun Zone. The fooking Fun Zone.

Why not change the emphasis of the thread and go the whole hog and call it the A to Z of Captain Vimes' follies.

I could not be more embarrased.

Touché

Well played.

(11-06-2011 18:51 )Captain Vimes Wrote:  I was tempted mr williams but your asking price of £0.53/minute suggested that you might be a bit on the cheap side.

I feel this may have been you downfall.

No, my downfall was allowing callers to reverse the charges

ps; mrs w is asking why there is paint on her bra and panties - what do I tell her???

(11-06-2011 22:30 )mr williams Wrote:  ps; mrs w is asking why there is paint on her bra and panties - what do I tell her???

Tell her she's going a bit mad and that she's been struck with a severe case of the Jackson Pollocks.

I've always found that using High Art as an excuse for your failings as a man is a sure fire winner.

I could be wrong. Advice not to be taken lightly.