New Laws

It should be legal (and indeed encouraged) to smack around the head anybody who doesn't thank you for holding a door for them.

it should be illegal for willie thorne to exist!

(16-08-2011 13:20 )terence Wrote:  it should be illegal for willie thorne to exist!

I agree,thornes in the willie can be very painful.......*Terence whispers something in chimpys ear*......oh you meant the snooker guy

there should be a law allowing a hunting season for pointless and talentless celebs.

there should be law against simon cowell, xfactor etc including singers.

One of my non-footballing mates decided to join us some few years ago to watch the mighty Shot's in the play-off final. The game went to penalties and they lost. Obviously the mood was somewhat downbeat afterwards when he declared...

"I think it's about time they scrapped penalty shoot-outs, it's no way to decide a football match, instead, the two captains should have a boxing match in the centre circle..."

They should make Chav hunting seasons legal. That way, those of us who are paying tax won't have so many free loading wankers living off of us.

And no doubt the government would fuck the legal definition of a Chav up and I'd end up having to hibernate for 6 months of the year because I dare to wear a baseball cap or hoodie in public, lol.

Could we expect anything else from our government

Anybody who calls the family which controls Manchester United "The Glaziers" should be summarily executed.

Anybody who talk's like an American, this should be made Ilegal, you know the signs as when they are talking and their pitch is getting higher, like they are asking a question instead of making a statement or any other kind of American slang talk. It fucking does my head in, I blame Friends, one of my most hated programmes ever to hit British Screens. I think that anybody who talk's like this should be permantly sent to America for good as punishment. Act like an American then get the fuck out of our Country and join theirs.